Copyright (c) 2007 Amuk Entertainment LLC http://www.raddadsworld.com Daily rules for men living the single life. 5/14/2008 2:29:19 AM 20 400 100 http://www.raddadsworld.com http://www.raddadsworld.com/images/TOTDImage.jpg If she thinks you give a crap she'll try harder, won't she? http://www.raddadsworld.com Let's face it, boys, if she's broke and not working, she's not going to change, so tip your hat, pay for dinner, stay the night if she lets you, and use your cell phone to dump her on the way home. http://www.raddadsworld.com I actually dated a woman who put makeup on before she went to bed. In the morning she looked like a raccoon having a bad hair day. The first time I saw her staggering back to bed from the bathroom at 7 AM I thought I was going to die from laughing so hard. She left in a huff and I didn't see her for three months. http://www.raddadsworld.com Make sure you make a point of this early, and if you see her again, remind her often. This little gem will get you off the hook time and time again. "I'm sorry honey, I must not have heard you. I'm a little hard of hearing, remember?" Most married men master this within the first year of their marriage. The earlier you start training her, the better. Remember, Noah built the ark before it started raining, not after. http://www.raddadsworld.com You can win over her family and friends with smiles. Then, when she tells them what a drunken loser you are, they'll say, "Oh, I don't know, he seems like a nice guy to me". That will plant the seed in her mind that there might be something wrong with her instead. BINGO! http://www.raddadsworld.com Please, guys, try to maintain your dignity. Take it from a guy who has done both: maintaining your cool is by far the best choice. And make sure you don't try to break up with her seconds after she dumped you. It's bad form. http://www.raddadsworld.com Three months later the woman who left in a huff needed someone to escort her to a company function. She probably phoned five or six other guys before me, but that was no matter to me. I, of course, was Johnny-on-the-spot and received an unexpected rewarded for my kindness when I got a second chance not to laugh myself silly when I saw her in her Rocky Raccoon getup the next morning. http://www.raddadsworld.com Later you can let her know that gentle and kind means someone who can take care of you without constantly whining about it. http://www.raddadsworld.com Particularly your last girlfriend or your mom. Women don't want to think you're using them as a substitute for the last female who dumped you, or worse, your mommy. Remember when you first met her? After being together for five or six cocktails you told her told her you liked her because she was unique. Now is not the time to change your story. You may, however, tell her she reminds you of a Hollywood starlet. http://www.raddadsworld.com And take your sister's dog. However, do not, under any circumstances, buy the dog a raincoat. Walking alone in the rain not only clears one's head but makes him appreciate his easy chair and plasma wide screen even more. http://www.raddadsworld.com